White boy: what are you doing now haha
Me: shower
White boy’s inner monologue: you fool! You’ve activated my trap card, “Without me? ;)” it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!
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Today one of my friends came up to me with the Marshall mathers LP2 that he bought for me when I was sick and not in school. I couldn’t be more thankful for this present and I’m so happy that I have friends like this! I mean honestly?! He bought me the fucking album with his own money bc he knows how much I appreciate eminem and his work!?!?!
This was a good day
White boy: what are you doing now haha
Me: shower
White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!
i need girl friends to drink wine with n practice witchy rituals when the moon is waxing. girl friends who like to smoke and soak up night shine in our undies. i’ll make dessert and we can draw on each other in black ink
most of my lady friend’s have moved away for school n i miss feminine energy
i need this too. its a shame girls dont seem to get along with me much ha
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
Let it never be forgotten that my brother is 13 years older than me, and when he went off to college I was deeply entrenched in my “The Little Mermaid” obsession, and when he and a group of friends went out to a karaoke place, there was a group of girls having fun singing Disney songs and my brother got up and busted out a perfect rendition of “Under the Sea” and long story short I was the reason my brother met his wife.
yo I’m all about supporting girls wearing whatever the fuck they want and booty shorts are a-ok in my book but I also think it’s important to realize that this is also one of the only clothing options given to young girls when it comes to summer wear. if you’re shopping in clothing stores or sections targeted at teenage girls it’s nearly impossible to find anything in-between booty shorts and knee-length capris. like booty shorts are literally the only shorts marketed to us and I think that speaks a lot more about the hypersexualization of young girls by our society/the clothing industry than it does about the actual kids wearing them tbh
Fat girl sweat in the summer
I see a lot of fat girls complaining about titty and belly/roll sweat in the summer.
This is what I do to avoid/stop it…
- Shower as normal and dry off completely once you’re out.
- Apply deodorant/moisturiser/perfume where you normally would.
- Buy a bottle of baby talcum powder and apply & rub in between thighs/rolls/ under belly/under bobs ect…
TA-DAAAAA, sweat free and smelling fresh all day!
Hope this can help someone :)
Types of Girls: shades of pink edition
Blush girls: angelic, loves roses & rain, polite but will fight you if you hurt their friends, still lives in their childhood dreams, shiny hair, hopeless romantic
Rosewood girls: loves makeup and darker lipstick shades, intense eyes, open-minded, not afraid to speak their mind, likes airports and old films
Peach girls: sweet as a peach, soft fluffy hair, can cheer you up when you’re sad, wants to have a flower garden with bees, loves journals and yellow
Strawberry girls: daydreams about their ideal future, likes clouds & new stationery, people-pleaser, good at art, always happy to see you, scented candles
Dusty rose girls: likes studio ghibli films & helping others, sad a lot, needs to stop procrastinating, cute without knowing, loves inspiration, vivid dreams
Cerise girls: down to earth, makes you feel comfy, always up for an adventure, likes window seats and picnics and pastries, has pierced ears, indie music